I just hope our company won’t have to resort to this:
(LA Times, 11/6/02)AND FINALLY…
Banking on Sperm to Save Their Factory
Workers at a Romainian car factory have decided to donate sperm to get the debt-ridden plant out of the red.
“Our feasability study shows that if 1,000 workers donate their sperm for several months, we can get enough funds to pay part of the plant’s debts,” said Ion Cotescu, trade union leader at ARO Campulung.
He said the decision was made after media reports said a fertility clinic in the western city of Timisoara offered donors $50 a visit. The plant’s debts are put at $20 million.