Monthly Archives: September 2007

Interrupting cow

“May I take your order?” “Yes, I’d like a chicken sandwich…”      ”Do you want the combo?” Why do they insist on interrupting me to ask me if I want the combo? (A: because that’s what management has instructed them to … Continue reading

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Spacebar

A keyboard enhancement I'd like to see: make the spacebar out of conductive metal, and allow no more than two consecutive spaces before delivering a progressively more intense shock to the user. If you're hitting space more than twice, something … Continue reading

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