St. Patrick

Friends don’t let friends drink green Budweiser.

Do yerself a favor (ya bastards) and hoist a pint o’ the brown (or “the
broon” as they say).

The Rule of Guinness:
The first Guinness of the night, tastes like a Guinness.
The second, really tastes like a Guinness.
The third, really REALLY tastes like a Guinness.
The fourth, and any subsequent, taste like root beer floats.
(-Todd)

You can even have yersaelf one of them Black & Tan, or Half & Half. If
you use Bass instead of Harp, rejoice in the fact that the Irish comes
out on top. Quality rises.

(If you must be ironic, put a few drops of green food coloring in a
pint of Czechwar, and realise no one else will get that joke.)

They say everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. But not everyone ends
the day drunk off their ass and passed out in a gutter. Those that do,
they’re the real heros. Please try to step over them.

Be kind to snakes, as there are none in Heaven or Ireland.

Enjoy your corned beef and cabbage, and joke about how all Scottish
food is based on a dare.

Ponder why people speaking with Irish accents always sound so bloody
ironic.

Wear orange. See if anyone notices.

Vow once again to read Ulysses, or even Finnegan’s Wake. And fail to
get past the first few pages.

Introduce yourself to people as “Angus the wall-builder.”

Listen to the Pogues (“Shane’s dentist don’t work too hard, always at
the pub…” – Mojo Nixon), the Young Dubliners (or the Dubliners if
you’re truly hardcore), Flogging Molly (saw ’em last night – never
imagined I’d see crowd surfing to Irish Folk music), The Chieftans, and
the Dropkick Murphys. (But not that damned kilt song, besides, it’s
Scottish!)

Wear your kilt proudly. Regimentally. Answer inquiries “Ye’ll have to
check fer yersaelf lassie.”

Special VFR

Didn’t get up to Visalia in time to see Felicia, due to poor weather, here or there. Maybe next week.

But yesterday I took a nice long interesting flight. From Santa Monica, popped up to Bakersfield (L45 Bakersfield Municipal). It’s an “uncontrolled” aiport, with only a unicom frequency, and noone was on it. Sorta strange to land and take off, only talking to myself.

Popped over to “General Fox” (WJF) for their famous $100 hamburger – since it’s around an hour and a good flight from LA area, that’s how much their $8 burger ends up costing you. Then did a little desert cruising, up to Barstow/Daggett (DAG), and Victorville/Southern California Logistics (VCV).

Down over the Cajon pass and into the hazy LA afternoon. Visibility was okay below, but fairly difficult ahead and into the sun, but I made my way with flight following out to just about over my house here, and the weather at SMO was below minimums – 6 miles visibility, haze, but with a 1000′ (AGL) overcast layer starting about four miles east of the airport. So I got to do a “special VFR” – 1 mile visibility, clear of clouds – and ducked under the cloud layer to drop back in to the airport. Really good to practice this one – I could have easily landed out at Van Nuys where it was only hazy and not overcast, but since my instructor had reminded me about SVFR just before I left and the conditions were good for it, I’m glad I got the chance. On the other hand, it required flying in lower than I would have liked, and if I’d had to go around, it would’ve been hard to avoid the clouds. The controller was very patient with me.

I’m starting IFR ground school next week with Joe Justice, the owner of the flight school I’ve been going to. That, and a written test, and a bunch of instrument approach practices with my instructor Jesse, and I won’t be quite so worried about this sort of weather.

I Follow Roads

Had my first “real” IFR lesson today, accidentally (tho with my instructor!) We had planned to fly out to Cable (CCB) and then down to Long Beach (LGB) but the weather didn’t hold up so instead we flew to Torrance (TOA). Weather was marginal – if I’d been by myself I wouldn’t have gone – but we decided to pop over to Long Beach since it was right next door. Got on the runway fine in VFR but by the time we’d taxi’d back it was drizzling and closing in. So Jesse (my instructor) filed a “Tower Enroute” IFR, and I got to fly that back to Santa Monica. I didn’t really do any of the radio work for the IFR portion, just flew the plane which was challenging enough – I’ve flown with a “hood” but never in actual clouds (tho I think actual IFR is somewhat easier, I get claustrophobic with the blinder hood on).

In case you’re interested our clearance was fly runway heading (250) to 800 feet, turn to 270, for vectors to Santa Monica, climb and maintain 3000 expect 4000 ten minutes out. Which is what we flew, heading out over LAX, then back east to the VOR approach to SMO. We went in and out of clouds most of the way, dropping out to VFR abou four miles east of the airport.

Tomorrow or Friday, depending upon weather, I head up over the Tejon pass to Visalia; but it’s still sprinkling rain here so I’m hoping for good weather tomorrow.

Here’s the flight track from the GPS (of course I love this!). The double track to the east is us flying out, and then back.

Standard USB Cables

I’ve been noticing a lot more standard USB cables lately. Instead of putting their own proprietary cable on their devices (so you have to buy a new cable from them), gadget manufacturers are using, mostly, the tiny 5-pin USB connector. This means I can just leave a connector on my computer (or on more than one) and plug the device in without having to search for its’ specific cable. This is true for my SportBrain pedometer, (which I recently lost, d’oh – it had a tendency to fall off my belt) (but it used to only come with a dock for telephone connection), my Nikon camera (the old one came with a proprietary USB cable that’s almost but not quite the same, and tended to be too tight in the connector), and my GPS (the old one had only serial port connection). The iPod still wants its own cable for USB, tho I have an older iPod which uses the standard firewire connector. Phone – still a bizarre proprietary connector, and I have no reason to use it since they don’t have address book sync and the Sprint data connection is flaky. I got rid of my Palm, but it had its own connector (which is one of the reasons I didn’t dock it all that often, having to mess with the cable), and I always said that was one of the problems with the Newton, lack of USB (tho it was just prior to USB being standardized).

There’s still the problem of software, though. Most of the manufacturers don’t support Mac or Linux, so you have to rely on either Apple or the software writers out there to provide drivers or other operating software. The phone has none for the Mac and only aftermarket for Windows. The GPS has only shareware for the Mac or Linux. The palm had crappy sort-of-supported abandonware on the Mac. iPhoto is marvelous enough that I wonder why Nikon bothers to make a Mac photo program, tho they do.

Teachers

I got in trouble once again last night for questioning why schools are only open nine (or so) months of the year. I was in no way suggesting that teachers don’t work hard enough, or that they’re paid too much, or that I disrespected them in any way. I just don’t understand why (other than historically) the academic world should run on a different schedule than the rest of the world.

The response I seem to get from teachers is “because it’s a really, really hard job and we don’t get paid enough”. “If it weren’t for the time off you’d lose a lot of teachers.” Somewhere down the line, it’s suggested that students need some time off in order to process what they’ve learned, tho as far as I know (which isn’t much) there aren’t a lot of places that have true year-round schools, so how do we know this – and even if it’s the case, then shifting the schedule so they’re studing something different for a few months would do the trick just as easily. Do they really benefit from sitting at home watching TV and playing video games, or from hanging out a the mall? Traditionally this was time off because the children were needed on the farm to help with planting and/or harvesting – parents wouldn’t have given their school-aged children months off to waste.

I’m sure that managing a classroom full of children is very, very difficult. More difficult than managing the same number of employees? I don’t know, but I suspect not (if you expect those employees to actually get anything done). Smaller classes would be a great idea. Paying teachers an appropriate wage would be a good idea as well – and if we don’t have enough willing to work, then obviously the wages should go up. More money on schools, less on weapons systems and nation-building? Of course, and I’m sure it pays off as a country in the long run.

And of course all of these factors are different for elementary, middle school, high school, and college students. Many high school and college students (myself included) spend most of the summers working, if they can find employment. What do teachers do during the three months a year when they’re not in class – I’m sure they can’t be working on lesson plans the whole time.

No doubt there’s also some affect in the fact that (again in my limited knowledge) many elementary teachers are women, and these women are still expected to support family at home, often twelve months a year. At the same time, some parts of the system are based on the entirely outdated assumption that one parent, usually the mother, would be home all the time for when kids weren’t in school – and most likely performing “home schooling” of some sort during that time.

Naturally I think the teachers’ union is a scam. Why, for example, should teachers get full-ride health insurance, but other people in society (I don’t know, how about software engineers) don’t get any? Why should they get pensions when people working in manufacturing jobs don’t? Why, with tenure should they have bulletproof job security when other people don’t? It just doesn’t seem fair to me – and I’m not arguing that we should take these benefits away from teachers – it just seems that “because they’ve got a powerful union and you don’t” isn’t a good enough reason. It’s also not fair that teachers end up having to buy their own supplies, and spend a lot of “off” time working on grading papers and writing lesson plans.

With so-called “year-round” schools, of course, the system is recognizing that wasting massive amounts of prime real estate for 1/4 of the year isn’t efficient; but this means that teachers in “tracks” no longer have fixed classrooms and have to “float” for at least a portion of the year. It also means we can cram more people into the system, though since both the students and teachers are idle (non-tasked?) for a portion of the year, something is being lost to efficiency. And of course it puts a burden on struggling parents as well, who then have to work around their young childrens’ schedules, or produce “latchkey kids”.

The most paid vacation I’ve ever had was two weeks a year. I understand that in Euro, Australia, and other parts of the civilized world, a month is standard and two months is not out of the ordinary. I think vacation is a good thing, tho I believe it’s better taken in small pieces – say no more than a week or so at a time – with an extended sabbatical every few years. But in the U.S. because of the capatalist work ethic we squeeze every last working day out of our employees – oh, except for teachers.

Mainly I think it’s interesting to question things like this that we take for granted. In this morning’s LA Times, there’s an editorial by Bill Gates that says we should be preparing all of our students for college rather than expecting most of them to conveniently slip through the cracks and occupy an ever-shrinking working class. Despite the fact I think he’s just using this as a platform to sell more faulty software, he has a certain point. According to him, up to fourth grade our students are far better than world average; then by twelfth grade they’re far worse. Wouldn’t we do better if we put our kids in school all the time?